Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom (Page 3)

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Some coaches pray for wisdom; I pray for 260-pound tackles… they’ll give me plenty of wisdom.

(1932 – ) American football coach

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.

(1842 – 1910) American philosopher & psychologist

Educated Man: One who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

(1862 – 1960) English writer

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.