Subject: Life (Page 15)

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

(Sholem Naumovich Rabinovich) (1859 – 1916) Jewish author & humorist

Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again… Great, I’ll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents; it was on a note, in my room.

comedian

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone.”

(1940 – ) American basketball coach

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Nothing is easy.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

(1924 – 1984) American author

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher

Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Life is a gamble at terrible odds… if it was a bet you wouldn’t take it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

I don’t want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.