Subject: Life (Page 15)

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Activities Games Life

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Life

Last night, I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar… I figured, ‘What the hell; you only live once.’

comedian
Death Life

Reality is something you rise above.

(1946 – ) American actress & singer
Life

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

Life Murphy’s Laws

It is not the years in your life that count, it is the life in your years.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Age Life

Life: A breathing spell.

Definitions Life

Do not punish yourself, you deprive the world of its purpose.

(1967 – ) English comedian
Life Self

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Death Life

Living is messy.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Life

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Life Old

I expect to pass through this world but once and therefore if there is anybody I want to kick in the crotch I had better kick them in the crotch now, for I do not expect to pass this way again.

(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
Life

Living well is the best revenge.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Life Situations

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Life Wealth Work

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death Life

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

(1533 – 1592) French writer
Life Problems

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Death Life

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher
Life Time

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Marriage Wives

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems