Subject: Life (Page 15)

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Last night, I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar… I figured, ‘What the hell; you only live once.’

comedian

Reality is something you rise above.

(1946 – ) American actress & singer

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

It is not the years in your life that count, it is the life in your years.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

Life: A breathing spell.

Do not punish yourself, you deprive the world of its purpose.

(1967 – ) English comedian

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

Living is messy.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I expect to pass through this world but once and therefore if there is anybody I want to kick in the crotch I had better kick them in the crotch now, for I do not expect to pass this way again.

(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic

Living well is the best revenge.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

(1533 – 1592) French writer

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.