Subject: Life (Page 16)

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

Life is a long lesson in humility.

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Life

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence Life

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

I don’t want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Life Work

Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Conflict Killing Life People Time

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Life Success

If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself.

(1824 – 1895) French writer
Beliefs God Life People

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Dance Entertainment Life

To expect life to treat you good is as foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Intelligence Life

Life is short, but it’s long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Life

They were living high on the cob.

Life Malaprops Money

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age Life

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Death Life

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

(1932 – 2005) Canadian actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Communication Life People Things

All the rudiments of success in life can be found in ironing a pair of trousers.

British boxing champion
Activities Life Success

The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Death Life

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

(1973 – ) American author of young adult fiction,
Life Problems

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old