Subject: Life (Page 18)

When you're born, you have a finger up your nose, the other hand on your dick, and you get taller; and that is really it.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Life Men People

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults Life Past

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Characteristics Life

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Death Life

Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Entertainment Life

Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence

Book Titles Life

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

(Sholem Naumovich Rabinovich) (1859 – 1916) Jewish author & humorist
Life

If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Situations

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

(1533 – 1592) French writer
Life Problems

If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Life is like a dogsled team; if you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Animals Dogs Life

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Life Money

I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents; it was on a note, in my room.

comedian
Life Parents Situations

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
Alcohol Drugs Life Self

Life is pleasant, death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

My New Year’s Resolution for 2010? … I will be less laz

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Communication Life

I believe in reincarnation, so I’ve left all my money to myself.

(1943 – ) English disc jockey
Death Life

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Acting Entertainment Life

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Life

All the rudiments of success in life can be found in ironing a pair of trousers.

British boxing champion
Activities Life Success

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Age Life