Subject: Life (Page 15)

Nothing is easy.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Problems

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Animals Dogs Life Situations

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Communication Intelligence Life Places Science/Weather

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Autos Life

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher
Life Time

I ordered a wake-up call the other day – the phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the heck are you doing with your life?’

Life

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Life Time

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

(1902 – 1983) American philosopher
Life Problems

Do not punish yourself, you deprive the world of its purpose.

(1967 – ) English comedian
Life Self

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.

American baseball player
Baseball Life Sports

That’s one of the remarkable things about life… it’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life Problems

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Marriage Wives

Give me immortality or death.

Death Life

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore; it is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Life

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

I can take reality in small doses, but not as a life style.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age Life