Subject: Life (Page 2)

The three things that mean the most to me in life are my parents, Casablanca and college football – not necessarily in that order.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Life Things

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Life Sleep

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Life

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

(1939 – ) American television host, producer & author
Characteristics Life

In larger things we are convivial – What causes trouble is the trivial.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author
Life Problems

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles… with sniffles predominating.

William Sydney Porter (1862 – 1910) American writer
Life

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Death Life

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Characteristics Honesty Life Truth

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Life Time

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Life

You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Eating Food/Drink Life

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Life

Life is pleasant… death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

(1813 – 1855) Danish philosopher, theologian, poet, social critic & author
Life

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health Life

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Life Time

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Fear Life

Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Life