Subject: Malaprops (Page 33)

You’re the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was from Thailand or some other erotic place.

The perferator of the crime was apprehended by the police.

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I could hear footprints.

Dances with Wool.

(1971 – ) American actress

You know what they say, misery is the best company.

(1923 – 2013) American actress

They'll have to retaliate the vote.

When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Reclimbing chair

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

All of those unflocked priests.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Put your monkey where your mouth is.

She's really tough; she's remorseful

English runner

I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?

(1966 – ) American boxing champion

She plummeted the deaths of inequity.

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress