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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 8)
Wake up from your
fiestas!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Siestas
Buy one of them battery
transvester
radios.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Transistor
The acrobats are performing
freaks
at the circus.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Circus
Feats
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Daddy, I have heat
probation.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prostration
I hate to leave in the middle of all this
hillerarity.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hilarity
Let sleeping
ducks
lie.
Anonymous
Animals
Dogs
Malaprops
In her elastic stockings, next to her
very close
veins.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Varicose
Rome wasn’t
born
in a day.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Places
Built
Rome
Government of the people, by the people, and
for the pursuit of happiness.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
And for the people
Good to be back on the old
terracotta.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Terra firma
Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt
inhabited.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhibited
Well, as they say
que seray seray.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
The words “don't" and “isn’t” are
contraptions.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Contraction
Forget that guy – just
illiterate
him from your memory.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Memory
Obliterate
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
… he's coming over here to claim his
pound of fish.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pound of flesh
Retribution
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
I'm feeling
lack-a-daisy
today.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lackadaisical
It’s a well known
hysterical
fact: they gave ’em an inch of
CzechosloWakia
and they took Poland.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Czechoslovakia
Historical
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