Subject: Malaprops (Page 8)

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about busting school children?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Who do you think I bunk into?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Candlestine romance

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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I wasn’t under the impersonation you meant me.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
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She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger Emotions Malaprops

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

… prostate with grief

Malaprops

Take it with a grain assault.

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As Bob is my witless

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It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Crime Malaprops

Horse ovaries

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Malaprops

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

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Isn't that an expensive pendulum round that woman's neck?

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Their father is some kind of civil serpent.

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Good punctuation means not to be late.

Malaprops Time

I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress
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My own tax expert, H & R Crock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes