Subject: Malaprops (Page 8)

Wake up from your fiestas!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Buy one of them battery transvester radios.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The acrobats are performing freaks at the circus.

We have passed a lot of water since then.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Daddy, I have heat probation.

(1971 – ) American actress

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Let sleeping ducks lie.

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rome wasn’t born in a day.

professional baseball player

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Good to be back on the old terracotta.

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, as they say que seray seray.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The words “don't" and “isn’t” are contraptions.

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m amphibious.

professional basketball player

… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re so nayve!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm feeling lack-a-daisy today.

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)