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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 9)
Most of ’em have more
hismones
than
hermones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hormones
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
… electrical
degenerators
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Generators
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the
digitalis
skills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Digital
He was a man of great
statue.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Stature
In the
lap of the cards.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Lay of the cards
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
Making
suppository
remarks about our country.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Derogatory
Off-the-docks
Jews.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
People
Orthodox
You sit there like you’re in a
comma.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Coma
International
Spade
The Cat Week
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spay
Book Of
Ecclesiasticles
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
Bible
Ecclesiastes
Holier than
thy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Thou
You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the
optometrist,
who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Optimist
Put your
monkey
where your mouth is.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Money
Whoever sent ’em wants to remain
unanimous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Annonymous
I am his
awfully-wedded
wife.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Marriage
Wordplay
Lawfully wedded
The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of
Generous.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Genesis
If you could get it working I'd be
internally
grateful.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Eternally
A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest
attractions.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attachments
If you was
eavesdripping,
that there is a very
defensive
thing to do.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Eavesdropping
Offensive
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