Subject: Malaprops (Page 9)

Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The crust of the problem

… electrical degenerators

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was a man of great statue.

In the lap of the cards.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They’re diabolically opposed.

Making suppository remarks about our country.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Off-the-docks Jews.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

International Spade The Cat Week

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Book Of Ecclesiasticles

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Holier than thy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.

(1971 – ) American actress

Put your monkey where your mouth is.

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If you could get it working I'd be internally grateful.

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)