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Subject:
Malaprops
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They'll have to
retaliate
the vote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Count
Re-tabulate
Re-tally
The amount of education you have determines your
loot
in life.
Anonymous
Education
Malaprops
Lot
He who laughs last, laughs
west.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Best
Senatorial,
governorial, mayororial
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Gubernatorial
a
menstrual
show
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Minstrel
Flying saucers are just an optical
conclusion.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Illusion
That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of
Mouse
And Men.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mice
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole
spill.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spell
I will
perish
this trophy forever.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
After being presented with an award
Cherish
My doctor stays true to his
Apothecary Oath.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
Farkerhouse
rolls.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Parkerhouse rolls
Umbiblical
cord
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Umbilical
I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink
pick-up sticks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chopsticks
Another victim of the grim
weeper.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Grim reaper
I am his
awfully-wedded
wife.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Marriage
Wordplay
Lawfully wedded
… on
hollowed
ground
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallowed
Shirley Temple was never as good as
Bojangles George Murphy.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bill ‘Bojangles’ Robinson
V-D
Day
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
V-E Day
You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the
USSO.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
USSR
Candlestine
romance
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Clandestine
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