Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 2)

She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.

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Slow as pond water.

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He's only got one oar in the water.

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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

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Sunday face

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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; drag them down to your level… it’s cheaper that way.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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She Broken My Heart, So I Broke His Jaw

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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That was faster than green grass through a goose.

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Faster than a scalded dog

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose

(1898 – 1983) English author, playwright, journalist, composer & public speaker
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with a wooden stake.

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Wasn’t to no age.

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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of Conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, “I swallowed it… so sue me.”

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Knee high to a grasshopper

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He’s like a bad penny.

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I used to carry a rabbit’s foot for luck… then it was a monkey’s paw.. now it’s a camel’s toe.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
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You're diggin’ your own grave.

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She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

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