Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 2)

Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

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Hotter than a June bride.

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Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.

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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

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I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!

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It's 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
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Colder than a well digger's ass

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It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

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This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar;’ I said: ‘Is that a fret?’

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
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Madder than’ a wampus cat

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You'd have to be William Tell to hit a straw bale round here.

British motorcycle road racer
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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.

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Ain’t got both oars in the water

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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian
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Mr. Ruskin is about to begin a work of great importance and therefore begs that in reference to calls and correspondence you will consider him dead for the next two months.

(1819 – 1900) English art critic, social thinker, poet & artist
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