Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 53)

To think hard of

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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper

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Rough as a cob

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If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.

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“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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That was faster than green grass through a goose.

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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? … it’s cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way… cars too!

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Well I’ll be John Brown.

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He has a face made for radio.

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I'd hire her to haunt a house!

Appearance Miscellaneous Ugly

If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

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Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

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Avon In The Amazon

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Monster Mash

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Jackin yer jaw

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Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

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I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?

Welsh football player, manager & coach
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A face like a well slapped ass.

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Took off like Moody's goose

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