Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 6)

There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

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I don’t do quagmires.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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Madder than a hornet!

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Empty as a winter rain barrel.

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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

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Tell a story

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The apple never falls too far from the tree.

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I wouldn’t mind if animals ate my body, after I’m dead. And before I’m dead, they could lick me.

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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It come up a bad cloud.

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Fixments

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

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Crooked as a snake's back.

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The only hope of deciphering her invitations, someone said, was to pin them up on the wall and run past them!

(1907 – 1999) English publisher & editor
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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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Fly off the handle

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In my next life, I hope I come back as a parrot, because I already know quite a few words.

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Steppin’ out

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He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

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Corduroy Pants

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