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Have no axe to grind

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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.

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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian
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I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.

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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; drag them down to your level… it’s cheaper that way.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
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One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.

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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

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I'm happier than a woodpecker in a lumber yard.

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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

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Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon; but some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you’d look out your little window and think, ‘Boy, I’m glad I’m not out in THAT.’

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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He’d get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn’t have the right answers, mister, you’d be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn’t in the army. Then who WAS that guy?!

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It’s funny how annoyed people get when you carry a bullhorn around all the time, even if you don’t use it that often.

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He has a heart of gold… only harder.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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A lot of times when you first start out on a project you think: this is never going to be finished, but then it is, and you think: Wow, it wasn’t even worth it.

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Mr. Ruskin is about to begin a work of great importance and therefore begs that in reference to calls and correspondence you will consider him dead for the next two months.

(1819 – 1900) English art critic, social thinker, poet & artist
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Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

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Railroad time

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