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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 12)
Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Death
Health
Misspokements
Illness
He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Misspokements
I couldn’t care less about all those fiction stories about what happened in the year 1500 or 1600. Half of them aren’t even true.
John Daly
professional golfer
History
Misspokements
Time
He's a leading leader on this football team.
Bill Curry
American football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
They weren’t even breathing at times, thanks to their fitness and strength.
Gavin Peacock
English football player
Misspokements
The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Activities
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Always we in Russia have something erect that we don’t need instead of what is needed.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
I don’t care what the tape says… I didn’t say it.
Ray Malavasi
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
I made a wrong mistake.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
Yogi-isms
He can be lethal death.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death
Misspokements
Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.
Gus Kyle
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Street hockey
I never make predictions and I never will.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
Misspokements
Sports
Also John Motson
The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Faith
When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.
Joe Frazier
American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
On knocking out Jimmy Ellis
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.
Bill Peterson
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.
Karl Mecklenburg
professional football player
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Before Super Bowl XXIV
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