Subject: Misspokements (Page 12)

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.

English football player & manager

I couldn’t care less about all those fiction stories about what happened in the year 1500 or 1600. Half of them aren’t even true.

professional golfer

He's a leading leader on this football team.

American football coach

They weren’t even breathing at times, thanks to their fitness and strength.

English football player

The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Always we in Russia have something erect that we don’t need instead of what is needed.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I don’t care what the tape says… I didn’t say it.

football coach

I made a wrong mistake.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.

Canadian hockey player

I never make predictions and I never will.

English football player

The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.

(1971 – ) American actress

I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.

American boxing champion

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.

football coach

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player