Subject: Misspokements (Page 26)

I would have become a Hare Krishna but I didn’t want to become a vegetarian… and that is honestly the reason why – because I’m Italian, I love meatballs!

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Food/Drink Misspokements

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

I’m rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player
Baseball Communication Language Misspokements Sports

I found a delivery in my flaw.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’ve now been in 57 states… I think one left to go.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I am B-U-Z-Y, busy!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

You’ll soon be had as a matterof course.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Future Misspokements Past Time

Not to put her up on a limestone, but my sister is really terrific.

Misspokements

Koozeeny

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

Tom.

basketball coach
Misspokements Sports

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

Niloleum

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

The crowd noise has gone up several octaves since the beginning of the game!

Misspokements Sports