Subject: Misspokements (Page 3)

And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.

Misspokements Places

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me; I want all the kids to copulate me.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Just imagine what he’ll be like when senility kicks in… if it hasn’t already.

English former football player & manager
Health Intelligence Mind Misspokements

The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Books Communication Misspokements Reading/Writing

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Health Misspokements

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Let’s stop the startwatch.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

She went into the hospital after being bitten by a spider in a bathing suit.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Language Misspokements

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.

English football player & announcer
Colemanballs Misspokements

Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements

I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg… but leukemia is worse still.

English former football player & manager
Health Misspokements Sports

It’s almost like we have ESPN.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

This is really a jack of all trades and master of non.

Misspokements

It’s waddya call… wash your hands.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements