Subject: Misspokements (Page 3)

Next week we'll be looking at the Tour de France, all those bicycles roaring through the countryside.

Misspokements Sports

And tonight norther areas can expect incest and rain – I’m sorry, incessant rain.

Misspokements Science/Weather

No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win – he goes in hoping to win.

English boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

… New Jersey?

(1973 – ) American actress
Intelligence Misspokements Places

Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees.

British commentator
Misspokements Sports

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

I’ve now been in 57 states… I think one left to go.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements

You could have blown me over with a feather.

Misspokements

Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before; and he’s done it more times than anyone else.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.

professional snooker player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Gentlemen, I have nothing to say. Any questions?

professional ice hockey player & coach
Misspokements

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism; and I have a communications degree.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Communication Misspokements

If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day; but if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Animals Misspokements

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If (Pete) Rose’s streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop – and there wasn’t a duty-free shop.

British football player
Activities Misspokements Travel

Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.

English football player & announcer
Misspokements Sports