Subject: Misspokements (Page 3)

Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

sports commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements President

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

American boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Next week we'll be looking at the Tour de France, all those bicycles roaring through the countryside.

Misspokements Sports

Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns; I think I heard that from a squirrel.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

…. Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one. 

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

If you can’t make the putts and can’t get the man in from second on the bottom of the ninth, you’re not going to win enough football games in this league, and that’s the problem we had today.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Places Speech

The United States has so much to offer the third world war.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Misspokements

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Intelligence Misspokements Stupidity

I play football… I’m not trying to be a professor; the tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

Clemson football recruit
Football Misspokements Sports

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America History Misspokements Places

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

professional hockey player
Activities Hockey Misspokements

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

The word is psalm – S-O-M.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements