Subject: Misspokements (Page 30)

I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight.

British boxer

I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The principles that were principled were non-principled.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

English cricketer

Is that the best game you ever pitched?

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.

professional basketball player

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?

British sports commentator

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

(1980 – ) popular singer

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I’d say that’s a double loss.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

The audience are literally electrified and glued to their seats.

BBC commentator

I’m 50 years of old.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

That was Benes’ fifth strikeout on the day; he came in with 94, so now he has 104 strikeouts on the year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only way that Miami will beat Florida St. is if they outscore them.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)