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Subject:
Misspokements
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I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight.
Mark Kaylor
British boxer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Errol Christie
I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.
Red Smith
(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Misspokements
The principles that were principled were non-principled.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements
Women
Liberteens
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Libertarians
I'll decide when to write my own obituary.
Ian Botham
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Obituaries
Is that the best game you ever pitched?
An unknown sportscaster
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
To Don Larsen who had just pitched a perfect game
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.
Doug Collins
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Umpires
The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
(1980 – ) popular singer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Cannes Film Festival
If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I’d say that’s a double loss.
John Madden
(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football
Misspokements
Sports
The audience are literally electrified and glued to their seats.
Ted Lowe
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Snooker
I’m 50 years of old.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Age
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Insults
Misspokements
Sports
I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
He can be lethal death.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death
Misspokements
That was Benes’ fifth strikeout on the day; he came in with 94, so now he has 104 strikeouts on the year.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The only way that Miami will beat Florida St. is if they outscore them.
'Beano' Cook
(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
People
Sports
Marchin’ in all the peace riots.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
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