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Misspokements
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Voosa Versa
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
Misspokements
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future
Misspokements
Past
Time
Let’s have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Yes, Frances [his wife] has the most beautiful hands in the world – and someday I’m going to have a bust made of them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I'm flying by the edge of my seat.
Anonymous
Misspokements
My sport is about 90 percent strength and 40 per cent technique.
Johnny Walker
Wrist-wrestling champion
Misspokements
Sports
Wrist-wrestling
No dice, Chicago.
I’m
giving the orders and we’re coming in. I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer?
Robert Hays
(1947 – ) American actor
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Ted Striker in “Airplane!”
She caught a touch of
laryngosis
from the smoke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Misspokements
Laryngitis
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Even my players aren't players.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The streets are safe in Philadelphia – it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Frank Rizzo Sr.
(1920 – 1991) American police officer & mayor of Philadelphia
Conflict
Crime
Misspokements
Places
Philadelphia
There are four different cars filling the first four places.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.
H.K. "Cootie" Reeves
American football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
On losing a game 53-0
It's just like they always say – too much too late.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
Misspokements
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
People
TV/Movie Quotes
Mankind
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
And he’s lost both right front tires.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities
Misspokements
Racing
Special kind of stanima.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Stamina
Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's
terminus.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Malaria
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