Subject: Misspokements (Page 37)

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.

English cricketer

Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

I think that was a moment of cool panic there.

English former football player & manager

Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them.

English football player & manager

That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.

Innocent stand-byer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

All of his saves have come during relief appearances.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer

George W. Bush did a incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas

Jimmy Hill: Don’t sit on the fence Terry, what chance do you think Germany has got of getting through?

Venables: I think it’s fifty-fifty.

English football player & manager

Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.

English football player & manager

Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.

professional snooker player & commentator