Subject: Misspokements (Page 43)

They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I think the family was from Hungaria.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Government Misspokements

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Let's close our eyes and see what happens.

English football player
Misspokements

Here’s a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

How they arrived at their conclusions behooves me.

professional football player
Misspokements

It shows ‘us vs. them,’ and I’m on the ‘us’ side.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

Tempo… now there's a big word.

English football player & commentator
Misspokements

They shouldn’t throw at me; I’m the father of five or six kids.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Places Speech

To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

This is their first single, and their most successful so far.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

I know the name, but I can’t replace the face.

professional baseball player
Appearance Misspokements

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn’t go.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Nobody in football should be called a genius; a genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

American football player & commentator
Football Misspokements Sports

Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements