Subject: Misspokements (Page 47)

This den of inquizidry.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

… New Jersey?

(1973 – ) American actress
Intelligence Misspokements Places

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion TV/Movie Quotes

I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating Misspokements

Hemmoroods

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.

cricket announcer
Misspokements Sports

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

The game was closer than the score indicated.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball.

Scottish football player
Misspokements Sports

That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my @#%#%@ clothes.

professional hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

And now, will y’all stand and be recognized?

Texas politician
Misspokements

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day; but if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Animals Misspokements

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements