Subject: Money (Page 30)

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

Saving is a very fine thing; especially when your parents have it for you.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Money

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

Marriage Money Wives Work

You can't get rich in politics unless you are a crook.


Government Money Politics Wealth

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

Education Money Murphy’s Laws

Price: Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Money

If the Lord had more respect for money, He would have given it to a higher class of people.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
Money TV/Movie Quotes

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist The Far Side
Money Science/Weather

Only have a nervous breakdown if you’ve got loads of money, and then you can really enjoy it.

(1955 – ) English composer, singer, songwriter & producer
Health Money Situations

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.

(1797 – 1879) American businessman & speculator
Activities Money

My sister just got married; I was the maid of debt in that little event.

(1965 – ) American comedian
Marriage Money Relationships

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Government Law Lawyers Money Time

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws

A rich man has no need of character.

Wealth

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity; that's how rich I want to be.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Characteristics Money Wealth

Deficit: What you have when you don’t have as much as if you had nothing.

Definitions Money

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Emotions Happiness Money Wealth

Her business seems to be doing well; it must be very ludicrous.

Malaprops Money

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Communication Money Reading/Writing