Subject: Money » Wealth (Page 3)

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Don’t you hate it when people assume you’re rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?

British actor, comedian & writer

You can't get rich in politics unless you are a crook.


My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

I need money… I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.

(1887 – 1964) British actor, writer & theater director

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'whose?'

I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Among the propensities of humans which almost exceed understanding come the parsimony of the rich and the extravagance of the poor.

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman

This year there are 50 women on the Forbes richest list, or as John Kerry calls that, his little black book.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

(1918 – ) American advice columnist

A rich man has no need of character.