Subject: Money » Wealth (Page 3)

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Among the propensities of humans which almost exceed understanding come the parsimony of the rich and the extravagance of the poor.

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist

Bing (Crosby) doesn't pay income tax; he just calls the government and says, 'How much do you boys need?'

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity; that's how rich I want to be.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald.”

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

A rich man has no need of character.

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Well I don't know which one has more money but I'll tell you what… either one could burn a wet mule with hundred dollar bills.

American auto racer

No woman can be too rich or too thin.

Duchess of Windsor (1896 – 1986) American socialite & wife of the Prince Edward, formerly King Edward VIII

BREAKING: Mitt Romney will embark on a three-nation foreign trip to visit his money.

(1958 – ) American writer, comedian, satirist & actor