Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 25)

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Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy’s Laws People Science/Weather

1. A rolling stone gathers momentum.
2. Progress is nondirectional.

Murphy’s Laws

You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox.

Murphy’s Laws

Never try to replicate a successful experiment.

Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Virtue is just vice at rest.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Laws

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Murphy’s Laws

When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be long

Military Murphy’s Laws

After large expenditures of federal, state, and county funds; after much confusion generated by detours and road blocks; after greatly annoying the surrounding population with noise, dust, and fumes – the previously existing traffic jam is relocated by one-half mile.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Murphy’s Laws Things

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Murphy’s Laws

The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Things

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity