Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 25)

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When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If it feels good, it’s ugly. If it looks good, it hurts.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Laws

Never drink anything that’s still on fire.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Never murder a man who is committing suicide.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics Situations

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

1. Never use one word when a dozen will suffice.
2. If it can be understood, it's not finished yet.
3. Never be the first to do anything.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws

Secret sources are more credible.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever two fishing lines are contiguous, they will become continuous.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

Murphy’s Laws Things

A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce.

Murphy’s Laws

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.

Education History Learning Murphy’s Laws People Time

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Murphy’s Laws World

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Murphy’s Laws People