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Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

Housework Husbands Murphy’s Laws Wives

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

1. Other people’s tools work only in other people’s yards. 2. Fancy gizmos don’t work. 3. If nobody uses it, there’s a reason. 4. You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Age Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o’clock in the morning is always parked under your window.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

Whenever one word or letter can change the entire meaning of a sentence, the probability of an error being made will be in direct proportion to the embarrassment it will cause.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Speech

It's always the wrong time of the month.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sex Time

A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws

Any system or program, however complicated, if looked at in exactly the right way, will become even more complicated.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time

You can't fall off the floor.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There are 32 points to the compass, meaning that there are 32 directions in which a spoon can squirt grapefruit; yet, the juice almost invariably flies straight into the human eye.

Murphy’s Laws

The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of person's relatives is directly proportional to his fame.

Family Murphy’s Laws Relationships

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

Murphy’s Laws

Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.

Murphy’s Laws Places

The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

Murphy’s Laws