Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 28)

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Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

Surprise is an event that takes place only in the mind of a commander.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

You always find something in the last place you look.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Murphy’s Laws

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

Remember on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by “pasture pies.”

Murphy’s Laws

There are no answers, only cross references.

Murphy’s Laws

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Work

The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Situations

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

Murphy’s Laws

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Murphy’s Laws

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Stupidity

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws