Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 33)

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The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

If the people of a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.

Democracy Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws

Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativeness.

Murphy’s Laws

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.

America Money Murphy’s Laws Places

If you run into an old girlfriend – no matter how innocently – your wife will know about it before you get home.

Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws Wives

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

Children Communication Family Murphy’s Laws Old Speech

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

A condominium is just an apartment with a down payment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.

Murphy’s Laws

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.


Communication Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Join clauses good like a conjunction should.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing