Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 33)

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It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Health Money Murphy’s Laws Wealth

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Thinking

You always find something in the last place you look.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

America Murphy’s Laws Places

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Stupidity

You can't fall off the floor.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws Work

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Things Time Travel

Since no matter can be created or destroyed (excluding nuclear and cafeteria substances), as one attempts to remove unwanted material (i.e., trash) from one's living space, the remaining material mutates so as to occupy 30 to 50 percent more than its original volume.

Murphy’s Laws

Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

Acting Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Situations

Murphy’s Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws People

Anything you can do can get you killed – including doing nothing.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Beliefs Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Two percent don’’t get the word.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work