Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 37)

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Space expands to house the people to perform the work that Congress creates.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws

Careful planning has no affect on either Part 1 or Part 2.

Murphy’s Laws

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Things will get worse before they get better; Who said things would get better?

Murphy’s Laws

Confusion creates jobs.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The first sample is always the best.

Murphy’s Laws

Brute force, clumsiness, ignorance, and superstition will always triumph over science, skill, knowledge, and logic.

Murphy’s Laws Success

There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things.

Communication Murphy’s Laws People Speech

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Highways in the worst need of repair naturally have low traffic counts, which results in low priority for repair work.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.

Characteristics Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you can’t discover the cause of a breakdown, all of the free advice you get will be for things you’ve already checked.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Experts in advanced countries underestimate by a factor of 2 to 4 the ability of people in underdeveloped countries to do anything technical.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Places