Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 42)

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No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.

Life Murphy’s Laws Success

Everybodyworks for the sales department

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

No two identical parts are alike.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter where you are, there you are.

Murphy’s Laws Places

If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement.

Government Murphy’s Laws

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

Communication Ideas Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws

If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.

Murphy’s Laws

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws

You never want the one you can afford.

Money Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Murphy’s Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws People

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech