Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 51)

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The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The less we know about a disease, the more medicines are available to treat it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Don't use no double negatives.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Strive to look tremendously important.

Murphy’s Laws

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Situations

A biscuit takes up moisture when it goes stale and becomes limp; a cake loses moisture and becomes hard.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

Murphy’s Laws

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Work

The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

All women marry beneath them.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Women

You can get away with anything as long as you tell someone about it.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

When opportunity knocks, you’ve got headphones on.

Life Murphy’s Laws

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

Certain items which are crucial to a given activity will show up with uncommon regularity until the day when that activity is planned, at which point the item in question will disappear from the face of the earth.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Ideas Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws