Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 61)

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The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number of people involved.

Murphy’s Laws People Time

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Murphy’s Laws

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Murphy’s Laws

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

Communication Murphy’s Laws

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.

Murphy’s Laws

If the first person who answers the phone cannot answer your question, it's a bureaucracy.

Murphy’s Laws

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Murphy’s Laws

What you don't know will always hurt you.

Murphy’s Laws

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Children Murphy’s Laws Time

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work