Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 69)

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Important things that are supposed to happen do not happen, especially when people are looking.

Murphy’s Laws

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

Murphy’s Laws

In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

Money Murphy’s Laws

There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Any paint, regardless of quality or composition, will adhere permanently to any surface, prepared or otherwise, if applied accidentally.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Verbs has to agree with their subject.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Ideas Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws

1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller hanging up.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

The business contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate reorganization.

Murphy’s Laws People

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

Murphy’s Laws

All probabilities are 50%; either a thing will happen or it won't.

Murphy’s Laws