Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 74)

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You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

Murphy’s Laws

There are 32 points to the compass, meaning that there are 32 directions in which a spoon can squirt grapefruit; yet, the juice almost invariably flies straight into the human eye.

Murphy’s Laws

A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

Murphy’s Laws Things

There is no such thing as an unattached woman.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships Women

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Everything will go wrong at one time.

Corollary: That time is always when you least expect it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Age Murphy’s Laws

Use it or lose it.

Murphy’s Laws

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

In your toughest final – for the first time all year – the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Murphy’s Laws

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't like it.

Murphy’s Laws

If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.

Murphy’s Laws Problems