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The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

Murphy’s Laws

The best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws World

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

Ideas Murphy’s Laws Politicians

All pluses have their minuses.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to improve.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

Murphy’s Laws

The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Science/Weather

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws

An official wants to multiply subordinates, not rivals.

Murphy’s Laws People

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Everything is more complicated than it looks to most people.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

Murphy’s Laws People

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed. 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers. 3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Computers Murphy’s Laws

Never try to replicate a successful experiment.

Murphy’s Laws

Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

No child throws up in the bathroom.

Children Health Murphy’s Laws