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Subject:
Murphy’s Laws
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The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.
Pams Law of Group Insurance
Health
Murphy’s Laws
Insurance
There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.
Anonymous Murphy’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
The higher up the organization, the fewer people appreciate Murphy's Law.
Ouzman’s Opinion
Murphy’s Laws
Organizations
If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.
Anonymous Murphy’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.
Randolph's Cardinal Principle of Statecraft
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Things
Disturbances
Where there's a will, there's a won't.
Gualtieri's Law of Inertia
Murphy’s Laws
If you explain it so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
Chisholm's Second Corollary
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Explanations
Misunderstanding
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Perkin's Postulate
Fights
Murphy’s Laws
Size
Strength
All life is 6 to 5 against.
Runyon's First Law
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Betting
Odds
When one is trying to be elegant and sophisticated, one won't.
Hartig's Sleeve in the Cup
,
Thumb in the Butter Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Situations
Elegant
Sophisticated
Everything
is just out of reach.
Wright's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Distance
Jonathan Wright
Proximity
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced.
Keith's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Squeaky wheels
The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.
Boyle's Other Law
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Drapes
The scratch on the record is through the song you like most.
Ron's Observation
Entertainment
Murphy’s Laws
Music
Records
If you can be off by one… you will be.
Doyle's Law of Ones
Murphy’s Laws
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
Dyer's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Paperwork
A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
Phone Booth Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Dimes
Phone booths
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.
Law of the Letter
Communication
Ideas
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Letters
How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.
Sprehe’s Discovery
Murphy’s Laws
Christopher Sprehe
Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.
Rawson's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Things
(Hugh Rawson)
Parts
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Second Law of Applied Terror
Education
Murphy’s Laws
School
Exams
Studying
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