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Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.

London, Oxford Union Society, Rule 46

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement.

Oaks's Unruly Laws for Lawmakers I

Government Murphy’s Laws Enforcement Legislation

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Fishbein's Conclusion

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things Flat tires

Expressways aren’t.

Beton’s Discovery

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things Expressways John Beton

Everything depends.

Langsam's Law

Murphy’s Laws

Negative expectation thwarts realization, and self-congratulation guarantees disaster. (Or, simply put… if you think of it, it won't happen quite that way.)

Thwartz's Theorem of Low Profile

Murphy’s Laws Expectations

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Katz's Law

Characteristics Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Nations

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 17

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.

Gadarene Swine Law

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Groups

Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.

Sharkey's Fourth Law of Motion

Murphy’s Laws Elevators Passengers

You never find anything until you replace it.

Harper's Law

Murphy’s Laws Things

The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.

Law of Superiority

Murphy’s Laws Superiority Theories

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

Schenk's First Principle of Industrial Market Economics

Murphy’s Laws Hunger Repairmen Salesmen

1. Trial balances don't.
2. Working capital doesn't.
3. Liquidity tends to run out.
4. Return on investments won't.

Spencer's Laws of Accountancy

Money Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

Montgomery's Maxim

Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Manuals

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Austen's First Law

Marriage Men Murphy’s Laws People Wives Jane Austen

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Sodd's Other Law

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

The average time between throwing something away and needing it badly is two weeks. This time can be reduced to one week by retaining the thing for a long time first.

Bell’s Rule

Murphy’s Laws Norman Bell

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 77)

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

A good place to start from is where you are.

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.

Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement.

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Expressways aren’t.

Everything depends.

Negative expectation thwarts realization, and self-congratulation guarantees disaster. (Or, simply put… if you think of it, it won't happen quite that way.)

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.

Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.

You never find anything until you replace it.

The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.

Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

1. Trial balances don't.
2. Working capital doesn't.
3. Liquidity tends to run out.
4. Return on investments won't.

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

The average time between throwing something away and needing it badly is two weeks. This time can be reduced to one week by retaining the thing for a long time first.