Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 77)

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A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Murphy’s Laws

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

Murphy’s Laws Success

It is always the partner’s fault.

Murphy’s Laws

A biscuit takes up moisture when it goes stale and becomes limp; a cake loses moisture and becomes hard.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

All politics is local.

Government Murphy’s Laws Places Politics

Nothing is a temporary as that which is called permanent.

Corollary: Nothing is a permanent as that which is called temporary.

Murphy’s Laws

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Animals Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The farther away from the entrance that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

A bird in the hand is dead.

Animals Death Murphy’s Laws

The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.
2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.
3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Murphy’s Laws

Toothaches tend to start on Saturday night.

Health Murphy’s Laws

When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right.

Murphy’s Laws

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear; when there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws