Subject: People » Friends (Page 5)

I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

Friend: A good friend is like a good bra… hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

True friends stab you in the front.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

He's a fine friend; he stabs you in the front.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host