Subject: Relationships (Page 18)

We had our family tree done… turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

(1966 – ) American actor, musician & comedian
Relationships

The number of person's relatives is directly proportional to his fame.

Family Murphy’s Laws Relationships

You still chase women, but only downhill.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Dating Old

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

American comedian
Men Relationships Sex Women

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People Relationships

I grew up… in a house filled with love… my cousin lived there and she put out.

(1950 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, writer, singer & producer
Relationships Sex

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian
Dating Emotions Love Relationships

Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults Relationships