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Reviews/Criticism
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You know you’re in trouble with a sequel when the word of mouth advises you to see the first movie twice instead.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
It just seems like a bunch of actors playing dress-up.
Cary Darling
film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Hemingway’s Garden of Eden”
It’s difficult to know what’s going on, and even harder to care.
Christopher Tookey
British broadcaster, writer & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Paperboy”
The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed
The Rock
in 1996. Now he has made
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Faust made a better deal.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”
Their idea of a minority is, in all seriousness, a British dude painted orange.
Vincent Mancini
film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Big Wedding”
That film sucked so bad my opinion of it went straight to video.
Denis Leary
(1957 – ) American actor, comedian, writer & director
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Eight Crazy Nights”
Your expectations of how bad >The Lone Ranger is can’t trump the reality.
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Lone Ranger”
I would accuse American Reunion of being misogynistic, but the movie seems to hold all of humanity in contempt, not just women.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
If I ever do a festival of films that deserve to be overlooked,
Friends & Lovers
is my opening night selection.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Friends and Lovers”
The only reason you could possibly want to sit through this low-rent rip-off is to force your significant other to terminate the relationship because of your terrible taste in films.
The Evening Herald (Ireland)
Reviews/Criticism
“Valentine”
The Citizen Kane of sperm-donor comedies.
Scott Tobias
film editor, writer & reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
Of “Starbuck”
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Charles Dickens
(1812 – 1870) English novelist
Books
Communication
Reviews/Criticism
In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.
Thomas Beecham
(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Communication
Music
Reviews/Criticism
On Bruckner's Seventh Symphony
One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. An instant landmark of crap.
Matt Pais
American movie critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Upside Down”
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly; it should be thrown with great force.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
He uses a lot of big words, and his sentences are from here to the airport.
Carolyn Chute
(1947 – ) American writer & populist political activist
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
About William Faulkner
Little Indian, Big City
is one of the worst movies ever made. I detested every moronic minute of it…if you, under any circumstances, see
Little Indian, Big City,
I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Little Indian
Big City”
It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.
Robert Brault
American writer
Reviews/Criticism
Flattery
This is the method taught in the Elizabeth Hurley school of acting: If you happen to be a vapid idiot, always play one in the movies and audiences will love you for your self-mocking sense of fun.
Andrew O'Hehir
American film critic
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Elizabeth Hurley
… what a pity (Albert) Smith will tell only two-thirds of the truth.
Douglas Jerrold
(1803 – 1857) English writer
Reviews/Criticism
Review of an article signed A.S.
It seems like the career of M. Night Shyamalan has gotten to the point where “it’s not embarrassing” is high compliment.
The Movie Guys
(movie reviews at themovieguys.net)
Reviews/Criticism
“After Earth”
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