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(1925 – 2005) television host

Heat Science/Weather Exaggerations

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Anonymous

Expressions Heat Science/Weather Temperature

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Heat Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

David Letterman

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Heat Science/Weather Dick Cheney Exaggerations

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Mark Twain

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Heat Science/Weather India

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

Bobby Jones

professional golfer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports On being told that the temperature in a tournament was 105 degrees in the shade

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Joe E. Lewis

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

Dave Marr

professional golfer

Golf Heat Science/Weather Sports On a 104 degree temperature

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

‘Yogi' Berra

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Heat Malaprops Science/Weather Yogi-isms Humidity

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

Albert Einstein

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Heat Science/Weather Theory of Relativity

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

Matt Wohlfarth

American comedian

Heat Science/Weather Beverly Hills Diet

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

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Subject: Science/Weather » Heat

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

I like to play in the low 70′s… if it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!

It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 102.

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute; that’s relativity.

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.