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Subject:
Signs
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I’m okay with the Mosque… but Wal-Mart really Scares Me
Protest sign
Signs
If Door Does Not Open Do Not Enter
Signs
Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True
Protest sign
Signs
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
Sign
Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
This Is Eat
Signs
Signs
A small restaurant in the Phillippines
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste
Sign
Signs
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
Sign
Signs
Bach in a minuet.
Sign
Signs
On a music library's door
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Label
Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
Sign
Signs
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
Sign
Signs
At a church
Katie's Crotch Rd.
Street Sign
Signs
New Portland Maine
NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
Sign
Signs
On a traffic light
Expiration date – 2 years
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
Manely Hair
Business name
Signs
A barbershop
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