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Signs
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Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
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Signs
In a health food store
Run like Anything!
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Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
Please notify us at once if this label fell off in transit.
Label
Signs
Package label
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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Signs
On a septic service truck
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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Signs
On a proctologist’s door
Passers By
Store name
Signs
A Convenience store in the Philippines
Board to Death
Store name
Signs
Board & Video Games
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
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Signs
In a store
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
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Signs
At a church
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
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Signs
An optometrist's office
Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
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Signs
On a Father’s Day store display
Get Stuffed
Business name
Signs
A taxidermist’s shop in London
Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]
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Signs
A banner ad over a street in Baker County
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
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Signs
At a car dealership
Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.
Protest sign
Signs
Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
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Signs
Sign on a business’s door
Do Not Stand On the Turtle
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Signs
Near a zoo turtle statue
Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
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Signs
On a house painter’s truck
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
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Signs
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