Subject: Signs (Page 88)

Our fish come from the best schools.

Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

Hair & Their

OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!

If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

PMS Center

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

Use the Fuzzy End!