Subject: Signs (Page 89)

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Boneless Bananas 89¢

CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children

Feats of Clay

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

24 Minute Parking

Back By Monday

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

Say No to Socilism [sic]

Buster Cherry’s Orchard

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….

Clean World – It will change your “wipe habit” – Washing your butt is more important than washing your face.

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