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Subject:
Signs
(Page 89)
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Signs
Please Go Away!
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Signs
In window of a travel agency
No Smorking in Building
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Signs
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
Label
Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Signs
Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Use the Fuzzy End!
Label
Signs
On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a t-shirt in Japan
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Signs
Casket Basement
Store name
Signs
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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Signs
On a fence
Wok N Roll
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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Signs
At a drug store
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Signs
Strip mall sign
Fried Liver Wash
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Signs
Road sign
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
The parsley explodes muscle
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
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