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My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Fights
Marriage
Relationships
Sports
Wives
All I do is hit somebody in the mouth; it's a whole lot easier than working for a living.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Work
Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Activities
Golf
Sports
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now
Unknown
Sports
Written by Ann J. Morton
Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On being an underdog in a playoff game
Armstrong is about to join a list which includes only himself.
Mark Brown
sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cycling
Lance Armstrong
I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.
Jimmy Piersall
(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder
Baseball
Conflict
Fights
Sports
This year we plan to run and shoot. Next season we hope to run and score.
Billy Tubbs
American basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Sports
Tennis
Walls
Muhammad Ali is Muhammad Ali and compared to him all other men are earthlings.
Angelo Dundee
American boxing trainer
Boxing
Sports
Muhammad Ali
Anyone who weighs over 200 pounds can punch; I don't care if it's a broad.
Angelo Dundee
American boxing trainer
Boxing
Sports
Punches
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
Eric Linklater
Welsh-born Scottish writer
Golf
Sports
It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.
Doug Gilmour
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Sports
I'll go another 15 rounds with Holmes if Howard will quit announcing football!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
About commentator Howard Cosell
The lights are shining quite darkly.
Henry Blofeld
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sure, it's nice to win; but there's only one thing that's important to me and that's the money we're going to get, win or lose.
Vida Blue
professional baseball player
Baseball
Money
Sports
Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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