Subject: Time (Page 29)

If you play with anything long enough, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

American baseball player
Baseball Science/Weather Sports Time

What year did Jesus think it was?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
History Time

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Things Time

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs.  You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them.  Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve.  No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

American baseball player
Baseball History Science/Weather Sports

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
Time

A committee takes hours to put into minutes what can be done in seconds.

People Time

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear; when there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Life Time