Subject: Time (Page 29)

There are only two types of computers in the world: those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.

Things Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Time

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Computers Future Science/Weather Things Time

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Money Murphy’s Laws People Time

The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

Murphy’s Laws Time

New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions; next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Situations Time

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverbs Time

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time