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When all else fails, play dead.

Steve Smith

(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor

Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

Richard Gere

(1949 – ) American actor & activist

TV/Movie Quotes As Edward Lewis in “Pretty Woman”

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Rufus T. Firefly in “Duck Soup” Honor

Rachel: Ok, Joey, we’ll do it one more time. Don’t forget the rules – heads I win, tails you lose.
Joey: Just flip the coin!

Matt LeBlanc

(1967 – ) American actor & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Joey in “Friends”

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Cleavage

He looks so sweet… just like a little entrée.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family” To Gomez as they watch Pugsley sleep

I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary … ‘til they die.

Kevin Kirkpatrick

American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gordon in “Gamers”

He’s too nervous to kill himself; he wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

Walter Matthau

(1920 – 2000) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Oscar Madison in “The Odd Couple” Suicide

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

Heath Ledger

(1979 – 2008) Australian actor & director

TV/Movie Quotes As The Joker in the movie “The Dark Knight”

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

George Clooney

(1961 – ) American actor, director, producer & screenwriter

Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes As Ulysses Everett McGill in “Brother Where Art Thou?”

That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles.

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

Jeff Daniels

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright

Conversation TV/Movie Quotes As Harry Dunne in “Dumb and Dumber” Listening

[Sam and Diane are fighting… yet again] Carla: Oh, now why would I want to miss this? Yet another episode of The Young and the Chestless?

Rhea Perlman

(1948 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Carla Tortelli in “Cheers”

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The word is psalm – S-O-M.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Psalm

If that dress had pockets, you’d look like a pool table.

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School” Dress

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Death TV/Movie Quotes As Rufus T. Firefly in “Duck Soup”

Good things don’t end in ‘eum,’ they end in ‘mania’…or ‘teria’.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Communication Language TV/Movie Quotes

I don’date these girls because they’re well-read. I gave one of them a copy of “Farewell to Arms” . She thought it was a diet book.

George Segal

(1934 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Henry Fine in “The Mirror Has Two Faces”

Lou: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.
Ted: Cue cards, Lou. I don’t know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.
Murray: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.

Gavin MacLeod

(1931 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Murray Slaughter in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”

Lilith: Well, I’m off. I don’t know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.
Carla: Like a body temperature?

Rhea Perlman

(1948 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Carla Tortelli in “Cheers”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 26)

When all else fails, play dead.

Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Rachel: Ok, Joey, we’ll do it one more time. Don’t forget the rules – heads I win, tails you lose.
Joey: Just flip the coin!

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

He looks so sweet… just like a little entrée.

I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary … ‘til they die.

He’s too nervous to kill himself; he wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

[Sam and Diane are fighting… yet again] Carla: Oh, now why would I want to miss this? Yet another episode of The Young and the Chestless?

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

The word is psalm – S-O-M.

If that dress had pockets, you’d look like a pool table.

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

Good things don’t end in ‘eum,’ they end in ‘mania’…or ‘teria’.

I don’date these girls because they’re well-read. I gave one of them a copy of “Farewell to Arms” . She thought it was a diet book.

Lou: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.
Ted: Cue cards, Lou. I don’t know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.
Murray: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.

Lilith: Well, I’m off. I don’t know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.
Carla: Like a body temperature?