Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 29)

Ed Hocken: I sent the note to the lab. They’re demanding one million dollars.

Drebin: Why would the lab demand a million dollars?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey.

Fred: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Allison Capuletti: [as Monty is walking her down the aisle during her wedding ceremony] He’s everything I ever wanted.

Monty: You don’t ask for much do you?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I’m sorry I was late, Sam. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Sam: Yeah, but you wouldn’t.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

(1904 – 1986) English-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Richard Finch: Why do you wanna work on television?
Bridget: I’ve got to leave my job because I shagged my boss.
Richard Finch: Fair enough. Start on Monday.

(1969 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Hey, Norm: What’s up?

Norm: My blood-alcohol level.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Penny: Howard, cow tipping – real or not?

Howard: I’m going to say not. That’s just based on me trying to roll my mom over when she’s snoring.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

George: Oh, sir, just one thing – if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?

Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not confident on which end that came out of.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Today I’m handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I’m all out of lollipops.

(1968 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

Well, arrivedouche.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Gloria: How come you married Daddy instead of (Freddie Witthauser)?
Edith: Well, I liked being called a “Goddess of Beauty”, but somehow it seemed more permanent when your father called me a dingbat.

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Al: Anything for dinner, Peg?

Peg: Get a wife!

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Archie Bunker: Here’s something we can see in Disney World. They got an all bear band.
Edith Bunker: They got a naked band at Disney World?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Raj: 60 seconds. This is not looking good.
Sheldon: One minute is a long time.
Howard: I’ve been telling women that for 20 years.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Sex TV/Movie Quotes