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After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual “food” out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.ating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.

Miss Piggy

Muppet character (Frank Oz)

‘Maebe’: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That’s a cross.
’Maebe’: Across from where?

Alia Shawkat

(1989 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As ‘Maeby Fünke’ in “Arrested Development”

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Melvin: You make me want to be a better man.
Carol: That’s maybe the best compliment of my life.
Melvin: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Melvin Udall in “As Good as It Gets” Compliments

I’m not really a cab driver. I’m just waiting for something better to come along. You know, like death.

Judd Hirsch

(1935 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Alex Reiger in “Taxi”

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Ricky Gervais

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer

Problems Situations TV/Movie Quotes As David Brent in “The Office”

Woody: What’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Wearing a Yamaha

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Yarmulke

Lou: You know, Mary, you’ve got spunk.
Mary: Why, thank you, Mr. Grant.
Lou: I hate spunk.

Ed Asner

(1929 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lou Grant in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show” Spunk

Edith Bunker: What’s wrong, Archie?
Mike Stivic: It’s just indigestion. It comes from eating his own words.

Rob Reiner

(1947 – ) American actor, director, producer & activist

TV/Movie Quotes As Mike Stivic in “All in the Family”

We went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

Julia Roberts

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Shelby in “Steel Magnolias”

[doorbell rings] Peg, could you get that? It’s probably the ‘Homeless: It Could Be Worse’ Tour.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Al Bundy in “Married With Children”

First reporter: Say, do you know anything about electricity?
S.B. Bellows: My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at State Prison.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As S.B. Bellows in “The Big Broadcast of 1938”

My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It’s one of the few things I do well.

Jason Alexander

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As George Costanza in “Seinfeld” Quitting

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

Lin Shaye

(1943 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Magda in “There’s Something About Mary” Pap smear

You're trying to make me mad. Well, it didn't work on our wedding night and it won't work now.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children” Wedding night

My husband and I fell in love at first sight… maybe I should have taken a second look.

Mia Farrow

(1945 – ) American model, activist & actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Halley Reed in “Crimes and Misdemeanors” Love at first sight

Boris: How many lovers do you have?
Sonja: In the mid-town area?

Diane Keaton

1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Sonja in “Love and Death”

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.