Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 8)

There are four things I want to do this summer, but they’re roommates so it’s tricky.

(1967 – ) American actor

Grace: You said that money is no object

Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

You’re just wasting your breath, and that’s no great loss either.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.

(1985 – ) American actress

With a little study you’ll go a long ways… and I wish you’d start now.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Arthur: Hobson, do you know the worst part, the worst part of being me?
Hobson: I should imagine your breath.

(1904 – 2000) English actor, director & producer

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking

Arthur: It’d have to be a real big woman.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

There were actually more than ten, but Moses was old and grumpy, and after he broke the tablets he could only remember the negative ones; Don't do this. Don't do that. – Ten Commandments

American comedian, writer, producer & actor

[preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher.’

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

Diane: He’s trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Carla: He wants you to wear a padded bra?

(1948 – ) American actress

All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

(1966 – ) American film actor, producer & screenwriter

[to waitress]: I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’ t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.

(1923 – 2013) American actress

He's trying to hypnotize me, and it's not in that good Las Vegas kind of way.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.

(1971 – ) American actress

Legitimate reality company

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)