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Author: Anonymous Page 113
I’m gonna dig in my feet on this one.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Don't bite the hand that lays the golden egg.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Freelance: To collect unemployment.
Anonymous
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Work
Freelance
You have to shoot where the fish are barking.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Upgraded and Improved: Didn't work the second time.
Anonymous
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Things
Upgraded and Improved
Get the kinks rolling
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.
Anonymous
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Happiness
Sex
Ecstasy
I like a lot of
partisan
cheese on my pizza.
Anonymous
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Parmesan
Imagination: What puts men in asylums unless they are crazy enough to put it down on paper or canvas.
Anonymous
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Imagination
I can read him like the back of my book.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Senility: The pleasantly rueful experience of forgetting what we’ve forgotten.
Anonymous
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Old
Senility
Chastity: Perhaps the most peculiar of all sexual aberrations.
Anonymous
Definitions
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Chastity
It sent goosebumps up my spine.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
liar.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Lyre
He’s still green behind the ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Reform: To gain or lose weight.
Anonymous
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There's more that one way to skin the cat out of the bag.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
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