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Ventriloquist: A man with a dummy who always talks to himself.

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Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.

Activities Definitions

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Rejoinder: Married his ex.

Definitions Marriage

It's like a wizard in sheep's clothing.

Mixed metaphors

Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Falsies: A hope chest.

Body Clothing Definitions

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Situations Time

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

Definitions Occupations

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Appearance Expressions

“The average frequency of my voice is 160 Hz,” said Tom in measured tones.

Tom Swifties

Interpreter: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter’s advantage for the other to have said.

Communication Definitions Language

You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

Mixed metaphors

Bad Driver: The person you run into.

Autos Definitions Things

Sleeping Bag: A nap sack.

Activities Definitions Sleep

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

Let’s start at square zero.

Mixed metaphors

“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

Tom Swifties

Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else’s position.

Marriage Sex

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount.

Definitions Sex Wordplay

Bored: To attend meetings.

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