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Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Age Definitions People Young

Bureaucracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one.

Definitions Government

That's a huge weight lifted off my head.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t eat with your mouth full!

Mixed metaphors

Upgraded: Didn't work the first time.

Definitions Situations

Consciousness: The annoying time between naps.

Definitions

Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.

Definitions Military

Umbilical Cord: Baby bungee.

Definitions

He really grates me up the wrong way.

Mixed metaphors

We don't need to skirt around the bush.

Mixed metaphors

The most dangerous killer in the animals of crime.

Malaprops

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar.

Autos Definitions Things

Diaper: A bum wrap.

Definitions

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Problems Situations

The intention is to get a jumpstart on it.

Mixed metaphors

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Characteristics Expressions Situations

If you could get it working I'd be internally grateful.

Malaprops

Life: A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Definitions Life

At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty, we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all.

Age Intelligence

We’re on the same page length.

Mixed metaphors

Advice: A commodity peddled by your lawyer and given away by your mother-in-law, but impossible to dispose of yourself. Famous as the one thing which it is “More blessed to give than receive.”

Definitions