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Author: Country expression
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
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Rain
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
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Pretty
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
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Miscellaneous
Laziness
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Cute as a sack full of puppies.
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Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Promises
Fell down cup over kettle.
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Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
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Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
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Sitting pretty
Who died and left the gate open?
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Well, shut my mouth.
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Miscellaneous
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Shocked and speechless
No fly ever lit on her.
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Miscellaneous
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She’s very clean
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