Author: Country expression

I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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Braggin’ dog

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I’m fair to middlin’.

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Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.

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What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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Pull in your horns.

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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

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Held his hind leg.

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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Well look what the cat dragged in.

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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

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He learned to whisper in a sawmill.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

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