Author: Country expression

Thirty years one summer

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You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.

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That man ain't got the decency to die.

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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

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Broke out with money

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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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Sweating like a whore in church.

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You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

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Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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It’s so hot I could spit fire.

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She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.

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